Last Updated on 24 April 2025

Haikus that I have written for different Muppets

Kermit

Frog is a leader
It ain’t easy bein’ green
Always be yourself

Miss Piggy

Celebrity pig
Great with a karate chop
In love with the frog

Fozzie Bear

Bear comedian
Says Wakka-Wakka-Wakka
Tries to help Kermit

Gonzo the Great

Weirdo with long nose
Sometimes called a “whatever”
He loves a chicken

Rowlf the Dog

Piano player
He takes himself for a walk
A musical mutt

Scooter

Positive outlook
Uncle owns the theater
He is the gofer

Pepe the King Prawn

I am not a shrimp
I am a king prawn, okay?
Used to be a chef

Rizzo the Rat

Sarcastic rodent
Treasure Island cabin boy
Sidekick of Gonzo

Animal

Frenzied and crazy
Uninhibited drummer
Beat drums not eat drums

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew

Brilliant scientist
He’s also an inventor
Glasses but no eyes

Beaker

Bunsen’s assistant
His favorite word is “meep”
Always gets injured

Sam the Eagle

Proud American
Repressed and conservative
Appalled by nonsense

Dr. Teeth

Singer, keyboardist
Golden teeth and golden tones
Electric Mayhem

Floyd Pepper

Plays the bass guitar
Groovy, also sarcastic
Hippest of the hip

Janice

She’s a flower child
Plays guitar in The Mayhem
Like, for sure, really!

Zoot

Saxophone player
He’s a burnt-out musician
Skipped the groove again

Lips

Not seen as often
Trumpet player who mumbles
Yellow frizzy hair

Statler & Waldorf

Fozzie Bear critics
Heckle from the balcony
Funniest Muppets

The Swedish Chef

Hard to understand
Unorthodox utensils
He sings “Børk! Børk! Børk!”

Camilla the Chicken

Gonzo’s love chicken
Confuses Gonzo because
Hens all look alike

Bobo the Bear

He’s a big ol’ bear
Sometimes security guard
Pleasant simpleton

Uncle Deadly

Scary and silent
Phantom of the Muppet Show
Looks like a dragon

Beauregard

Muppet janitor
Kind of dim but very nice
Also the stagehand

Lew Zealand

My unique hobby:
I throw the fish away and
It comes back to me!

Robin the Frog

Crazy Harry

Pyrotechnician
He enjoys blowing things up
Has crazy laugh, too

Sweetums

Big hairy ogre
Looks scary but very nice
Jack not name, Jack job!

Marvin Suggs

Pops

The Newsman

Clifford