Last Updated on 26 April 2025
Haikus that I have written for different Muppets. Pictures are from the Muppet Fandom Wiki.
Kermit
Frog is a leader
It ain’t easy bein’ green
Always be yourself
Miss Piggy
Celebrity pig
Great with a karate chop
In love with the frog
Fozzie Bear
Bear comedian
Says Wakka-Wakka-Wakka
Tries to help Kermit
Gonzo the Great
Weirdo with long nose
Sometimes called a “whatever”
He loves a chicken
Rowlf the Dog
Piano player
He takes himself for a walk
A musical mutt
Scooter
Positive outlook
Uncle owns the theater
He is the gofer
Pepe the King Prawn
I am not a shrimp
I am a king prawn, okay?
Used to be a chef
Rizzo the Rat
Sarcastic rodent
Treasure Island cabin boy
Sidekick of Gonzo
Animal
Frenzied and crazy
Uninhibited drummer
Beat drums not eat drums
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
Brilliant scientist
He’s also an inventor
Glasses but no eyes
Beaker
Bunsen’s assistant
His favorite word is “meep”
Always gets injured
Sam the Eagle
Proud American
Repressed and conservative
Appalled by nonsense
Dr. Teeth
Singer, keyboardist
Golden teeth and golden tones
Electric Mayhem
Floyd Pepper
Plays the bass guitar
Groovy, also sarcastic
Hippest of the hip
Janice
She’s a flower child
Plays guitar in The Mayhem
Like, for sure, really!
Zoot
Saxophone player
He’s a burnt-out musician
Skipped the groove again
Lips
Not seen as often
Trumpet player who mumbles
Yellow frizzy hair
Statler & Waldorf
Fozzie Bear critics
Heckle from the balcony
Funniest Muppets
The Swedish Chef
Hard to understand
Unorthodox utensils
He sings “Børk! Børk! Børk!”
Sweetums
Big hairy ogre
Looks scary but very nice
Jack not name, Jack job!
Camilla the Chicken
Gonzo’s love chicken
Confuses Gonzo because
Hens all look alike
Bobo the Bear
He’s a big ol’ bear
Sometimes security guard
Pleasant simpleton
Uncle Deadly
Scary and silent
Phantom of the Muppet Show
Looks like a dragon
Beauregard
Muppet janitor
Kind of dim but very nice
Also the stagehand
Lew Zealand
My unique hobby:
I throw the fish away and
It comes back to me!
Robin the Frog
Kermit’s young nephew
Sweet little frog was also
Sir Robin the Brave
Crazy Harry
Pyrotechnician
He enjoys blowing things up
Has crazy laugh, too
Marvin Suggs
Plays the Muppaphone
Hitting tuned little Muppets
Has a French accent
Pops
He’s the stage doorman
Greets the guest star ev’ry week
World’s greatest grandpa
The Newsman
Delivers the news
Professional interviews
Often gets injured
Clifford
Rastafarian
Has sunglasses and dreadlocks
And plays percussion
Link Hogthrob
Hunky pig actor
Brave but rather dimwitted
Captain of Swinetrek
Dr. Julius Strangepork
Has German accent
Scientist on “Pigs in Space”
Also inventor
Mahna Mahna
Orange hair, odd eyes
Mostly known for just one song
Furry green tunic
