Last Updated on 21 June 2024

Elf (2003) quotes

  • The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.
  • Buddy the Elf, what’s your favorite color?
  • Bye Buddy, hope you find your dad.
    Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.
  • Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card!
  • Francisco! That’s fun to say! Francisco… Frannncisco… Franciscooo…
  • Good news! I saw a dog today!
  • Have you seen these toilets? They’re GINORMOUS!
  • I like to whisper too!
  • I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.
  • I think you’re really beautiful and I feel really warm when I’m around you and my tongue swells up. So… do you wanna eat food?
  • It’s just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.
  • SON of a NUTcracker!
  • This place reminds me of Santa’s Workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms and everyone looks like they want to hurt me.
  • We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.
  • Why are you smiling like that?
    I just like to smile, smiling’s my favorite.
  • You did it! Congratulations! “World’s Best Cup of Coffee.” Great job, everybody. It’s great to meet you.
  • You feeling strong, my friend? Call me “elf” one more time.
    He’s an angry elf.
  • You sit on a throne of lies!
  • You smell like beef and cheese! You don’t smell like Santa.