Last Updated on 22 June 2024

The Muppet Movie (1979) quotes

  • Ahh, a bear in his natural habitat – a Studebaker.
  • It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad.
  • It’s too bad the dancing girls are on vacation; this crowd’s getting ugly.
    Huh. If you think this crowd’s ugly, you should see the dancing girls.
  • I’ve seen detergents leave a better film than this.
  • Listen, we’re a small business but we’ve expanded. Expanded! Just like you frogs expand. Don’t you frogs expand?
    That’s a myth.
    Myth! Myth!
  • Listen, when you’ve been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you’ve seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every falling star.
  • Ooh, you mad, impetuous thing, it’s champagne!
    Not exactly. Sparkling Muscatel, one of the finest wines of Idaho.
  • Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.
  • Someday we’ll find it, the rainbow connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me.
  • That’s my jack.
    Oh, hi Jack!
    Jack not name! Jack job!
  • That’s the toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the earth!
    Why not complain to the owner?
    I am the owner.
  • That’s why I live alone.
    You do, huh?
    You bet. I finish work, I go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk, and go to bed.
    Nice and simple.
    Stay away from women. That’s my motto.
    But I can’t.
    Neither can I. And that’s my trouble.
  • They don’t look like Presbyterians to me.
  • This guy’s lost.
    Maybe he should try Hare Krishna.
    Good grief, it’s a running gag.
  • We am, is, are, and be, they whom as are known as: The Electric Mayhem!
  • What’s happening?
    At the moment, we’re what’s happenin’.
  • Where did you learn to drive?
    I took a correspondence course.